{"id":8,"date":"2011-05-17T21:06:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T01:06:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/audreyspiano.com\/blog\/?p=8"},"modified":"2011-06-03T23:37:10","modified_gmt":"2011-06-04T03:37:10","slug":"calendar-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/calendar-comedy\/","title":{"rendered":"Calendar Comedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In preparation for Piano Guild, coming up in a matter of a few short weeks, I was explaining the deadlines to one of my students. &#8220;Today is May 17&#8221;, I say. &#8220;You have to be memorized by Class on May 23. That&#8217;s just six days away. Then you have a lesson the following week on May 31. Then just three days after that . . .&#8221; My student interrupts me to say, &#8220;Yeah, that would be the 34th&#8221;. Actually&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/audreyspiano.com\/blog\/images\/may.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In preparation for Piano Guild, coming up in a matter of a few short weeks, I was explaining the deadlines to one of my students. &#8220;Today is May 17&#8221;, I say. &#8220;You have to be memorized by Class on May 23. That&#8217;s just six days away. Then you have a lesson the following week on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/calendar-comedy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Calendar Comedy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyone-is-a-comedian-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/41"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.audreyspiano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}